Puerto Banus sign

This simple set of signs could serve as your guide to an evening in Puerto Banus. To start your evening, first, get some pizza at Pizza Kebab, then head to the Banus Internet cafe to check your email and AboutSpainTravel.com. Next, to prepare for the evening, go to MGM to get a hair cut. Now, you're ready for some Puerto Banus nightlife. Go forth to Bar 28, Natural House Disco Bar and Terra Blues. Enjoy yourself. If, after a night out your clothes are dirty, go to the Laundry. If things didn't go to well and something itches too much, make a stop at the Clinica. The sign will tell you how to get there.